A narcissist with a low sense of self worth.
Perin. FtM. Queer. High Functioning Sociopath. Eating Disorder. Artist. Actor. & living in the oldest city in North America.
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Stats:
Highest Weight (HW): 198lbs
Current weight (CW): 173lbs 169lbs 165lbs 162lbs
Goal Weight (GW): 140lbs (for now)
Start date: Thursday, April 12th, 2012.
Goal date: September, 2012.
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Message me ABS and I'll do 20 situps.
Message me LEGS and I'll do 20 jumping jacks.
Message me ARMS and I'll do 20 pushups.
Message me QUADS and I'll do 20 leg lifts.
Message me CARDIO and I'll run for 10 minutes.
Message me THIN and I'll do all of it.

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back




…until we know each others’ insides completely.

…until we know each others’ insides completely.



karminaburana:

My favorite scene even.



cryptohomorocker:

stalinistqueens:

atrocementheatral:

it’s like staring into my soul with black orbs of nothingness D: and smiling on top of that DDDD:

:) :) :)

ughhhh lookit this cutie

cryptohomorocker:

stalinistqueens:

atrocementheatral:

it’s like staring into my soul with black orbs of nothingness D: and smiling on top of that DDDD:

:) :) :)

ughhhh lookit this cutie



rejectmediocrity:

sharnacious:

When I first got to Seattle, I took a walk around my new neighbourhood, Greenlake, to get to know the place. And by that I mean I went and found the nearest fro-yo shop. As I was rounding the corner back to my house I saw the most glorious thing sitting on the sidewalk: that cat, right there. That glorious, weird-faced cat. He came right up to me and we had a cuddle and I made sure to take a picture. Mostly because how can you verbally describe that face, am I right? 

I went inside and was all, “So, Lauren, there’s this weird looking cat.” And she’s all, “The white shaved one with the face?” And I was all, “YEAH!” That’s how that conversation went. She told me that he hangs around the neighbourhood and is super friendly. 

After that, every time I left the house or came home, I was hoping to run into the cat again. When I went out the other day for a walk (read: to get fro-yo), he was across the street chillin’. Maybe a little bit of illin’. (I have no idea what that means.) But this time he had a name tag.

AND IT SAID “MISTER FACE”.

Holy shit. That may be the most perfect name for that cat. I can’t even… Ugh, too good. 

Anyway, I think Mister Face should be famous on the Internet. He’s obviously way more fantastic than all those other Internet cats (sorry beloved Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub, but it’s true). The only problem is that I’m afraid of Reddit. And everyone knows Reddit is how cats become famous. 

So somebody who is not afraid of Reddit should post some pictures of Mister Face so he can become famous. Then when people are all, “Excuse me, ma’am, could you hold the elevator for me?” I can be all, “Um, I discovered Mister Face. What have you done?” as the door closes in their face. 

MR….FACE….





URGENT!

xere-the-sun-risesx:

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WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL! 

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!



palaven:

mrsbadexample:

barzul:

look at this fuckin jack tho like wow NICE

Wow, she is wearing the shit out of that outfit. Fukkin’ PROPS to that. Also, holytattoos.

HOLY SHIIIT SHE DID THE STRAPS AND WITHOUT A SHIRT

palaven:

mrsbadexample:

barzul:

look at this fuckin jack tho like wow NICE

Wow, she is wearing the shit out of that outfit. Fukkin’ PROPS to that. Also, holytattoos.

HOLY SHIIIT SHE DID THE STRAPS AND WITHOUT A SHIRT



superpretty:

tim harfield

superpretty:

tim harfield